Living in Vancouver Irritability Disorder.
Characterized by foggy brains, soggy hearts, and a tendency to consume more coffee than water. Other symptoms include: FOMS (fear of missing something, namely, summer), complaining incessantly about the weather, paleness, and (obviously) irritability.
The best known cure for LIVID is moving away from this rain-filled, over-priced, "tourist desitnation". Other recommended short-term remedies are buying a membership at the local tanning salon, alcoholism, vacationing at least three times a year, retail "therapy" and nymphomania.
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