This was Stephen Colbert's "dejected" rant after last night's Comedy Central's Midterm Midtacular Madness:
"...You know what really gets me? Democrats didn't even win this thing, the Republicans lost it. They ran away from the President. "Hey, the ship's in trouble quick, let's drown the captain!" We were this close to Jesus coming back. And you Republicans who abandoned the President are going to wander in the desert for the next two years. Literally. Someone's gonna have to replace those troops in Iraq. And don't think you're off the hook, voters – you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who will have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it!
Tomorrow, you're all gonna wake up in a brave new world. A world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors, who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags! Where Tax-and-Spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants! Oh, and everybody’s high!"
And here is his "Surrender" cake...
"Mmm...tastes like surrender."
God bless America. Well, Stephen Colbert at least.
See the whole Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert Midterm Midtacular Madness
3 comments:
nice, very nice....but sadly sorta true.
i like your whole blog. you should publish it.
ps that was me aka anymous aka mitra...i'm new to this whole interweb thing.
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