unicorns, grated cheese, superheroes, friends, dance moves, sunlight, planes, and music: these are a few of my favorite things

Saturday, October 27, 2007

brasil -- duas semanas depois

pensamentos pra as primeras duas semanas...


Dia das Crianças, Porto Alegre

Brazil...strange and beautiful. the first thing you notice is the smell. Meat, shit, sweat. The air is heavy here, at times, thick with moisture and dirt and sound and yes, sex. But the beauty of this country is either brilliant or muted. Brilliant, as in the myriad of fresh fruits and vegetables of the public market, or in the smiles of the children of the church-turned-dance school in the favela, or muted, as in the quiet sadness of the man with his four emaciated, sleeping dogs lying down amid the bustle of my city's central square.

Sometimes it is ugly as well, particularly here in Porto Alegre. On days when the sun fails to break through the clouds, and the gritty reality of decaying concrete and inadequate garbage collection presents itself with unabashed certitude, yes, this city can be called feio, dégeulasse, sad, angry, alive. In stark contrast to the Disneyesque beauty of downtown Belo Horizonte, the centre of this city is a violent mishmash of grace and anger, desire and desperation. Rows of delicate colonial architecture, like the candy-coloured neighbourhoods of children's novels, frame a game pantomime of ordinary workers and beggars hustling to earn their daily Reais.

There are so many products available here, it is overwhelming. Farmacias stock hundreds of boxes of women's hair colour; the chain store Lojas Americanas (literally,"American Stores") carries everything from Barbie dolls to incredibly overpriced home electronics (A basic Sony digital camera goes for more than $800 Réais...the average Brazilian makes less than that a month); and the local supermarket has an entire aisle dedicated solely to cookies. In the streets, hawkers sell indigenous jewelry, sandals, toys, pirated DVDs, brassieres, electronics, gold, barbequed meat, sunglasses, fake rats, dreams. I begin to wonder what development has really brought to this region, supposedly the richest in Brazil.

Here in Rio Grande do Sul the regional symbol of the 'solo gaúcho' is everywhere. The Gaúcho is essentially a cowboy, typically costumed in tall boots, billowed pants, a beret, scarf and often a moustache. He lives in the serra, or plains of the southern and eastern parts of the state, tending cattle and/or farms with his family. Often he can be found in bars that don't close, buying drinks for foreign nationals (ahem) and stamping one booted foot in regional pride. The other symbol indicative of this region, dependably omnipresent, is maté. Often we see people walking about parks with their thermos of hot water and their ceramic pots of maté, drinking this concoction (chimarrão) for two or three hours.

For the next week and a half the Feira do Livro (Book Festival) takes place in Porto Alegre. The feira includes author and academic talks, live musical performances, kiosk upon kiosk of booksellers, and a free film festival. I attended my first Portuguese movie tonight, alone. (That should probably read, I went to my first movie alone, which happened to be in Portuguese.) Titled Achados e Perdidos, it was a well-rendered, passionate and sombre tale of death and love in Rio. When the movie ended, and I exited the theatre, it was raining. Magically, the few street merchants scattered along the Rua das Andradas were selling umbrellas.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

the mannequin hunt

So I have a new and strange obsession.

No, it's not tube drawings of what was going on in Miss South Carolina's head, nor is it the brilliance of Canada's own Michael Cera (if you haven't already, go see Superbad right this second)...

it's mannequins.

Montréal storefronts offer a startingly large number of these strange, ill-used plastic creatures. Best viewed at night, they come alive under buzzing fluorescent lighting while the rest of the world meanders drunkenly along.

We've been sucessfully tracking them for the better part of the last month, with decidedly bizarre success.

Behold our recent spoils.


A flock in their natural habitat. Some inter-fighting
must have occurred at an earlier date
(observe amputated hands and missing digits)




Although orphaned by her kin, this amputee
remains gracefully austere




Here, an older specimen quietly accepts her morose fate



These juveniles have engaged in an apparently fatal game
of "spin the baby bottle"




Nothing creepier than baby dolls



Model slash chef mannequins, ready for work



This week we hope to reach the Valhalla of Mannequin-land: the Magasin de Mannequenerie on Sherbrooke. If our next expedition proves fruitious, I will post the results here.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

i was hiding! en français!

bonjour les amis...

so, i am currently living in Montréal embroiled in intense training for the Canadian Armed Military Light Army Brigade.

Well, not really, but at times it feels like it! Pour élaborer: I am training for an internship with Cyberjeunes/Alternatives, a Canadian NGO with programmes throughout Asia, Africa, and South America. This training consists of full-time courses in graphic design (le graphisme), website and blog management (formation Web), database management (aka hell), video editing (montage), Portuguese classes, "mobilisation" (various conferences and boot camps related to the the social justice and equitable trade movements), and fundraising for our trip (levée de fonds).

My internship is going to be in Porto Alegre, Brasil:


Look at the little pink hipster building! (photo by Zórzimo Croquezz)

where I will be doing graphic design and public relations for an NGO called Canta Brasil. From my understanding (translated from portuguese --> french --> english) the directors run school programmes in the favelas (slums) to teach kids dance (specifically, ballet) and singing so that they have a better life and don't get involved in crime.

This is going to be fantastic.

Meanwhile, life in Montréal is busy, entertaining, and full of bikes. The last point is incredible considering the following:

1) drivers in Montréal do not signal when turning, even across three lanes of traffic;
2) the bike lanes can be described as sporadic at best, and, being two-way, are often more dangerous than taking your chances in the street with cars;
3) no one wears helmets, uses hand signals, or yields;
4) bike theft is rampant; yet seemingly 75% of montréal homeowners post "PAS DE BICICLETTES" signs on their gates, fences, poles etc. (I've even had servers come out of bars and tell me not to lock my bike to what I thought was just a post on a city street but was apparently private property.)


At any rate...being immersed in French is definitely demanding (all my training and 85% of my interaction each day is French, so that I experience some difficulty speaking English if the first time I say anything in that language occurs after 6pm), but often hysterical. For instance, did you know that the French word for "raccoon" is raton laveur...which literally translates to WASHING RAT?! Last Sunday, delerious after three days of early morning conferences in three languages, none of which were English, I nearly collapsed in a fit of giggles at this discovery. All my French compadres think I'm totally insane, by the way.

Side note: as I write this blog, the instructor is teaching us how Facebook works. Ecccchhhhh...

If it interests y'all, there is a blog that all the stagiaires (interns) have made, to give people an idea of what we have all been up to. Last weekend we participated in the Forum Social Quebeçois at the Université du Québec à Montréal (UQÀM)...you can read about it here.

c'est tout pour maintenant...
More photos/writing/french soon!

bisoux.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

I'M IN UR COMPUTER

So I've been in internet hiding for a while, apparently...Either that or I am bucking under the pressure of maintaining two Myspace accounts, Facebook, Stalker Facebook, Baby Facebook, Gmail, Yahoo mail, hotmail, Flickr, another blog, and YouTube.

No, really, it's getting nicer in not-so-sunny Vancouver so I am trying to be outside getting more of a UV tan and less of a pixeltan.

However, just dropping by today I decided to share with you my favorite Stupid But Hysterical Mispelled Funny Cat GIFs.

The first one I ever saw was this one:



followed by


Then there is this animated GIF that is worth at least 10 seconds of your ADD time:

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I have no idea why these are funny. They just are. Sorry.

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(Back soon with something more worthwhile to say)

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

ode to eurosatire


"Prepare for downcount"


"My other favorite thing, is not going to a job."

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

wednesday afternoon musicart jam

first off, SCANDINAVIA RULES!!!

look at this really beautiful and fun stop-action drawing animation from Swedish duo Minilogue:



the artwork is done by a swedish illustrator named Kristofer Ström.

he also has a lovely website that details his (really rad and diverse!) work and interviews in many style/art/life magazines and blogs.

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and...Did I just have an AUDIO ORGASM!?!?

It's Erlend Oye-fronted awesomeness band The Whitest Boy Alive covering Robin S.'s "show me love"...



From the same concert, at Iceland's Airwaves Festival, they also cover "I like to Move it", "I've got the power" and "Music Sounds Better With You"...which, now that we are on the topic, is totally one of my top 10 disco house party anthems of all time...

GENIUS MUCH?!?!

Of course now I have to go home and scan a picture of the lady raving from like '99...Yes. I am going to do it, so don't try and stop me.

More from the Whitest Boy Alive..."golden cage" is my current song obsession, which incidentally has a really really cool video.



Optical illusion instructions

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norwegian bands together

= bliss.

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what else...oh, !!! isn't from Scandinavia, but they have a new album, and a beautiful new website!


cats and wolves!!! playing music!!! aaaaaa!



check it out here!

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basically, europe rules.

QUOOB.TV

this is a great Italian music/film/art site with new uploads and a great user interface. Basically YouTube for Europeans, but with way better organization and way less videos of skateboarding dogs. What, you don't understand Italian? Neither do I, but I can figure out most of this site due to my knowledge of Spanish and French...heh.

i dare you to not spend way too much time on this site. I DARE YOU!

love and bubbles

ladymika.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Colbert and Stewart in '08!

I know, I know, it's a pipe dream...Whatever. I still am trying to think of a way to get on Stephen's Fantasy Board. You know, it's like the On Notice board but for fantasies...le sigh.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

hope chest/tuesday afternoon design jam!

So for all of you wondering, "what will I get Mika for her wedding present?" here is a current shortlist of, well, decorations and toys.

(Don't worry, y'all have a few years left. I'm just saying...)

First off, I think that I had 3/7ths of an orgasm looking at this staircase:


Or, I sneezed three times in rapid sucession. Which is what, a partial multiple?

And in this nifty loft with this amazing DNA staircase, I will also have (please) the following plates:


Time to get creative at dinner

Mood lighting...


one side of the bulb is real and the other decorative. either way, a bright idea

From the folks at 100per...

A place to sit...


James Design UK

Somewhere to put my shoes...


I'd need, like, maybe three or four of these.

and, some portable green space...


Created by students at Dalhousie University's School of Architecture


If you want to turn a public concrete space into a park, the folks at Rebar in San Francisco have a nifty little instruction article here.

which, incidentally, comes from the "great minds think alike file" as this project bears some resemblance to my friend Clinton's art:


"Dammit, there's never any room to park my bike by the football stadium!"


anyway, like i said, it's a hope chest.

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hey kids, i added new art websites to my list (at left)...check 'em out yo.

Friday, January 05, 2007

the world is pretty

Check out when the eagle fails to launch.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

all i want for christmas

Shameless. But, in case any of you are wondering:



1) "The Rainbow Goblins" by Ul De Rico



2) "The Blue Fairy Book" edited by Arthur Lang



3) A bookcase.

4) A pony.


My Little Scenester Pony

5) Anything with wings on it (birds, angels, faeries, winged unicorns, or just plain wing things)

e) BODY MASSAGE!!!



7) Peace love and happiness.

8) And, Mariah Carey said it best...

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

capital mag is back

hey kids

my friends at Capital Media are back up and running their online edition.

The newest issue, Collisions, features an article by yours truly:

MySpace and the challenge to individual conciousness.

word up, homies.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Naughty and Nice

Santa: Hello, what is your name?
You: My name is Mika.
Santa: Hello Mika, I always like to make new friends.
You: I would like a pony.
Santa: You want only one?
You: I would also like a boyfriend.
Santa: You want only one?
You: yes it would make things easier.
Santa: They might be cheaper in quantity. Tell me more about it.
You: Um...well, maybe at least six feet tall?
Santa: Yikes! Well that's okay. Perhaps. Try being more or less specific.
You: He has to be nice.
Santa: A lot of people say that about him.
You: I don't know him yet, though.
Santa: Oh. Do you mean, "Him"?
You: Yeah, the lord Jesus.
Santa: Praise God. I hear you.
You: Let's get back to the pony.
Santa: OK let's do get back to the pony.
You: Maybe it could have wings?
Santa: Perhaps. Under what circumstances?
You: Well, i might want to use it to fly away.
Santa: Well that's okay. Perhaps. Congratulations.
You: Santa, are you messing with me?
Santa: Yeah, Do I look like MESSING WITH him or her?
You: What?
Santa: Didn't you understand it?
You: This conversation is becoming way too rhetorical.
Santa: What does "this" refer to?

www.santabot.com

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

PUFFY FACE!

So in a slightly dazed bout of accounting procrastination/break-before-I-go-mental, I stumbled across My Heritage, a site that allows you to track your family history through photographs.

More importantly though, it allows me to do this:


MY CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKES!!!

Surprised I didn't know that I look more like Renee "Puffyface" Zelwegger than Tyra "Tranny" Banks...

I did a few more and the four common denominators (all of whom showed up twice) were Tyra, Halle Berry, Beyonce Knowles, and...wait for it...

ALYSSA MILANO.

I also variably looked like Scarlett Johannson, Kristin Kreuk, Cameron Diaz (WHAT?!?!), Rachel Leigh Cook, Naomi Campbell, Kates Winslet AND Beckinsale, and Aishwariya Rai.

Weird. Told you I wasn't black.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

lights in dark times...

first off, let me quote from the SANTA LIBERATION FRONT!!!:

"The North Pole is not a nudist colony. Mr. and Mrs. Claus must don their traditional red faux fur suits. With temperatures on the rise, clothes have been shed, distracting and upsetting workers."

Did you know? Al Gore didn't tell you?



and now a little aesthetic break.



when in dark times
I walk along these decembered streets
and come upon such childish delight
in glowing things moving slightly here and there:
so I think there may be a place
for good wishes and hopeful wonder.
warmth in truth,
despite all the cold and smallness
this errant faerie finds in solitary meanderings.

Monday, December 04, 2006

I'll kill your dog just for fun, so don't push me

Just tell me another thing that makes Monday better than hearing:

when i was in harvard, i smoked weed every day
i cheated every test and snorted all the yay
i got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes...*

Can't think of anything? Yeah, neither can Natalie Portman...








*Did you know this line is from a Sir Mix-a-track? SIDKT...

Thursday, November 30, 2006

thursday thoughts

First of all, something to make you laugh:


SCREW YOU, KIDS!!!

and something to make you cry, or yell, or something:


Cat Power - I Don't Blame You (Live on Jools Holland)

I just was blessed to see this lady in concert. Having been a Cat Power fan for well over four years now, I was both surprised and spellbound by the pure unmitigated humanity in Chan Marshall's voice. This was all the more impressive as the diminutive lady was feverish and nauseous, as was much of her band...I can only imagine what she would be like operating at 100%. At some point someone gave her a bandanna to wear to ward of the chills she was experiencing on stage. Later it turned out the bandanna came from everyone's favorite flanneur Blond Dan. Gotta love indie rock crushes...

Throughout the concert, Chan Marshall moved about the stage like some sort of modern-day Janis Joplin, but more quaintly deranged fairy than total drugged-out lost soul. Prior to performing "Naked if I want to" (my favorite track from The Covers Record) she took a break and summoned her energy by performing some sort of dance crossed between flamenco and tai chi. It was if she was drawing energy and light out of the air to channel into herself so she could keep herself going for the crowd.

It's the kind of thing I'll be doing for the next little while in order to process my thoughts and warm my nights.

"We've lived in bars
And danced on tables
Hotel trains and ships that sail
We swim with sharks
And fly with aeroplanes out of here"